Friday, January 26, 2007

Breakfast of Champions


"Hey Tubby! No need looking for the expiration date; there isn't one!"

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Who Said This?






"In this world, you will have trouble."
A. Jesus
B. Katie Couric
C. Your parents
D. Nancy Pelosi
I think it's interesting that if we were trying to "trick people into joining our religion" would we really hand them a book that talks about suffering?

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Global Warming? The Rest Of The Story


"The real culprit in "global climate change" is the sun: Long-term studies document that fluctuations in the intensity of solar radiation are closely correlated with warming and cooling trends in the Earth's temperature. These facts are scrupulously ignored by those determined to use the GLOBAL WARMING MYTH to destroy industrial civilization."

Monday, January 01, 2007

Addicted...


For Christmas, Justin bought the family the first 2 seasons of "Lost" on DVD. Please help.....Mary and I had never seen the show before and we can't stop watching!

Great Win!



The KY football program really showed a lot of character with their win over Clemson. I especially enjoyed the win because there are a lot of Clemson fans here. Next season looks pretty promising because of the number of players coming back.

If You Can't Find It On The Shelf....good luck

Saturday, December 23, 2006

God Finishes 10th


Children under 10 think being a celebrity is the "very best thing in the world" but do not think quite as much of God, a survey has revealed.
The poll of just under 1,500 youngsters ranked "God" as their tenth favorite thing in the world, with "celebrity, good looks and being rich" at one, two and three respectively.
However, God did come in first again this year as "the most famous person" in the world, beating US President George Bush into second place.
Here is a sample of some of the survey's results: What do you think is "the very best thing in the world?"

1. Being a Celebrity 2. Good Looks 3. Being Rich 4. Being Healthy 5. Pop Music 6. Families 7. Friends 8. Nice Food 9. Watching Films 10. Heaven/God

I think if someone asked me what I think is "the very best thing in the world" when I was 10 years old I would have said a "Bob's Fiesta Burger" from Bob's Drive-In in Paducah, KY or catching a nice fish from the lake in our neighborhood.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Nice Time of Year For UK Sports




Justin, Mom & me enjoyed a nice pre-game meal from KFC. And then....KY went on to victory! Biggest game of the year when you're from KY. (Click on the KFC bag for a closeup)

Friday, December 15, 2006

KY Goes Bowling in Nashville!


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Question?


I have noticed that KFC uses a black family in their commercials. Is that racist?

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Sunday, December 10, 2006

"Grande Gingerbread Latte for Jim Bob"



What better way to celebrate a UK victory over Indiana than with some jocularaty at Starbucks. The goal; get the person who calls out your name to chuckle. Jim Bob worked for me.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

I'm a Christ Follower (Mac vs. PC Parody) Part 01

I like this but I wonder....has there been such a stigma attached to the name "Christian" that many who believe Jesus is who he said he was (The Messiah) would rather not be called Christian? I think much of the stigma has been self inflicted but the mass media and the way they portray Christians is partly to blame too.

The News vs Romper Room



The current "News Media" reminds me of the most popular show there was for kids when I was growing up. The lessons are very similar. Here are some actual "lessons" some "news" shows felt I needed to know.
1. Cook the chicken so I won't get sick
2. Use a blanket in cold weather
3. Start my car early on a cold day
4. Should I call in to work when I'm sick? (Dr. Nancy helped me with this one)
5. Liver failure could lead to death
These are just a few....I may be adding to this as I see more. Feel free to comment with the important lessons the news media has for you too!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

28 Year Dilemma!


I have been hanging Christmas lights for more than 28 years. I want to meet the people who design and construct Christmas lights. I CANNOT figure them out. Why does only half a strand work and no matter what you do, you can't get the other half to work. Why? There...I feel better. Merry Christmas!

Kickoff to the Season!


The tree lighting at Rockefeller Center.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Serinity Now!

SHOOT THE STUPID WHALE!


We would if it was a Pit Bull. I got really really tired of hearing about this story.