Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Recent Ridiculous Quote

"The system has failed my daughter."
Lindsay Lohan's estranged father Michael Lohan was unsettled by the 90-day jail sentence bestowed upon his daughter on Tuesday. He hustled over to "Larry King Live" directly from the day-long court hearing in Beverly Hills to voice whether he feels the terms are fair and just.“This is so not fair to do this to my child,” whined Lindsay’s mother and former drinking buddy.Then there’s Lindsay’s dad, who was there in court. “Coming here today was like coming to Doonesbury,” said daddy dearest. “The system has failed my daughter.” Does he take any responsibility?


J Dub said...

His lawyer Lisa Bloom concurred, saying, "I don't see the benefit of sending addicts to jail when they haven't hurt anyone. Lindsay's only been hurting herself."

Pretty sure DUI is not a victimless crime.

twest said...

I like Jay Leno's take: A 90 day sentence seems about right - 30 for her and 30 each for her parents. How dysfunctional can a family be - she has a restraining order against her father. It's a shame because she IS very talented, unlike p hilton or the kardashians