Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Cats In Deep Doo-Doo After Third Straight Loss

Big Blue Nation is in an uproar. Something has gone very very wrong with this team. Billy is losing fan support very quickly. The message boards were in a meltdown last night after KY's at home loss to Miss State. The locker room was in a meltdown too. The Cats Pause writes: "Moments after Kentucky lost its third straight game, a convincing 66-57 victory by Mississippi State on Tuesday, the Cats locker room erupted. “We just had a huge confrontation in the back right after the game was over,” sophomore Patrick Patterson said. “No one was scared to say what they felt like needed to be said." And they went on to say Billy just stood back and let the players go at it. My opinion - the Bobby Knight type head games Billy has played with his players all year has come back to bite him. This team is either headed horribly south or they will make an about face. I have never seen a KY team as confused as this one. This is not fun to watch.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Didn't Make The Super Bowl Cut


Of course, I fell asleep before the 4th quarter.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Super Bowl Ads Not Sold Out Yet


NBC told the press on a conference call yesterday (Tuesday) that the network still has 4 of its 67 Super Bowl spots left to sell. The network also confirmed that the most recent spots sold have been selling for “a bit less” than the $3 million price tag that NBC has been asking. Anheuser-Busch is the top Super Bowl sponsor this year, with 4.5 minutes of air time; PepsiCo and Coca-Cola have also bought multiple spots, according to Adweek. PepsiCo made a deal with NBC to block all other non-alcoholic beverages from the Super Bowl through the first half and half time. The company has not yet decided which creative it will run during the big game. It is waiting to see which brands are getting the most buzz online, having prepared work for Pepsi, Pepsi Max, SoBe Lifewater and Gatorade (now called simply G), reports Brandweek.

A Preview Of Super Bowl 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Meeks Leads KY To An Undefeated Record In SEC


I guarantee KY will be ranked in the top 25 this week. We are the only undefeated team left in the SEC. Meeks led KY in an ugly game with quite a bit of drama at the beginning of the second half, but we beat AL 61-51. Ramon Harris fainted in the locker room and Billy stayed with him and was late getting to the bench for the start of the second half. We're hoping and praying Harris is OK. Among active coaches, only Florida's Billy Donovan has worked in the Southeastern Conference longer than Alabama's Mark Gottfried. So what does Gottfried, who returned to his alma mater in 1998-99, think of how Kentucky guard Jodie Meeks has been playing? "I haven't seen anybody in 11 years do what he's been doing," Gottfried said. "You go back to '83 to '87 when I was playing, I'm not sure there was anybody then. And we had great players. "What impresses me is not just the scoring average, but the numbers across the board. Those percentages." In SEC play, Meeks is averaging 32 points a game. He's made 52.2 percent of his shots, including 21 of 40 (52.5 percent) of three-point attempts, plus 37 of 39 free throws (94.9 percent). "He's just emerged as one of the best players I've ever seen in this league," Gottfried said. When reminded that he'd seen plenty of SEC stars first as an Alabama guard and now as the Tide's coach, Gottfried said, "When you look at the numbers, numbers don't lie. I mean, they are what they are."

Thursday, January 22, 2009

COPS - Wall Street & Washington


It would be kind of like the "Cops" show we all love to watch because it makes us feel better about ourselves. The show would take place on Wall Street and in Washington instead of trailer parks and urban areas. The first episode could feature Bank of America’s acquisition of Merrill Lynch “A Deal from Hell.” It could feature Former Merrill CEO John Thain who furnished his office with an $87,000 rug, arranged $25 million goodbye packages for his own hires, and handed out billions of dollars in last-minute bonuses to his staff before the acquisition closed. Bank of America's stock was at a 52-week low of $5.50 recently. BofA’s low trading price represents a complete wipe out of Merrill Lynch’s $17 trading price before the deal and the $29 price at which Merrill was acquired. Yep...BOA bought Merrill Lynch with our tax dollars. I think the series has potential. It would be like "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" meets "COPS." Finding content for the show shouldn't be a problem but it could be because they are really really slick on Wall Street and in Washington. Rich too.

Kurtis the Stock Boy and Brenda the Checkout Girl

In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy was busily working when a new
voice came over the loud speaker asking for a carry-out at register 4. Kurtis
was almost finished and wanted to get some fresh air, so he decided to answer the call. As he approached the checkout stand, a distant smile caught his eye ~ the
checkout girl was beautiful. She was an older woman (maybe 26, and he was only 22) and he fell in love. Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the punch clock to find out her name. She came into the break room, smiled softly at him,took her card, punched out, and then left. He looked at her card, BRENDA. He walked out only to see her start walking up the road. Next day, he waited outside as she left the supermarket, and offered her a ride home. He looked harmless enough, and she accepted. When he dropped her off, he asked if maybe he could see her again, outside of work. She simply said it wasn't possible. He pressed and she explained she had two children and she couldn't afford a babysitter, so he offered to pay for the babysitter. Reluctantly she accepted his offer for a date for the following Saturday. That Saturday night, he arrived at her door only to have her tell him that she was unable to go with him. The babysitter had called and canceled. To which Kurtis simply said, "Well, let's take the kids with us." She tried to explain that taking the children was not an option, but again not taking no for an answer, he pressed. Finally Brenda brought him inside to meet her children. She had an older daughter who was just as cute as a bug, Kurtis thought, and then Brenda brought out her son, in a wheelchair. He was born a paraplegic with Downs Syndrome. Kurtis told Brenda, "I still don't understand why the kids can't come with us." Brenda was amazed. Most men would run away from a woman with two kids, especially if one had disabilities ~ just like her first husband and father of her children had done. But Kurtis was not ordinary ~ he had a different mindset. That evening Kurtis and Brenda loaded up the kids and went to dinner and
the movies. When her son needed anything, Kurtis would take care of him.
When he needed to use the restroom, he picked him up out of his wheelchair, took
him, and brought him back. The kids loved Kurtis. At the end of the evening, Brenda knew this was the man she was going to marry and spend the rest of her life with. A year later, they were married and Kurtis adopted both of her children.
Since then they have added five more kids. So what happened to Kurtis the stock boy at a grocery store in Cedar Falls, Iowa and Brenda the checkout girl? Well, Mr. & Mrs. Kurt Warner now live in Arizona where he is currently employed as the quarterback of the National Football League Arizona Cardinals and has his Cardinals in the Super Bowl. Is this a surprise ending or could you have guessed that he was not an ordinary person. It should be noted that he also quarterbacked the Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI...and he has also been the NFL's Most Valuable Player twice and the Super Bowl's Most Valuable Player. He established the First Things First Foundation in the spring of 2001 with wife Brenda to promote Christian values and bless the lives of those less fortunate with projects such as trips to Disney World for ill children, building recreation centers in children's hospitals, helping single moms achieve the dream of home ownership and teaching Special Olympians the football basics. All projects are centered on Kurt and Brenda's life theme: faith and family come first. Website
Guess who I'm pulling for in the Super Bowl?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Those Whacky Hypocrites Are At It Again

"If Obama were "serious" he would announce to the world: 'We are in crisis, we are at war, people are losing jobs; we are not going to have this party. Instead, I'm going to get sworn in at the White House. I'm going to have a nice little chicken dinner, and we'll save $125 million." Tom Delay (FYI - three years ago, Mr. Delay stepped down from his role as House Majority Leader after being accused of violating campaign finance laws. Republican party rules regarding leadership and indictments required him to step down) Good point Tom. The difference with this inauguration and recent inaugurations - the economy. We're in the worst economy since the depression, right? Think of the power of the message President Obama could have sent to the world. But he didn't. Darn, I was really hoping for a cool change that could give me hope right out of the box. Strike One! BTW - Great line by Bush last night - "I'm looking forward to my new domestic agenda - mowing the grass." Just a couple of other quick thoughts. Do you really care about the gowns Michele wore? Did they cost more than the dresses worn by Sarah Pain during her campaign?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

KY Will Enter The Top 25 This Week


KENTUCKY 68 - GEORGIA 45
Great game by the Cats today! Justin & Kacey attended the game in Athens and said UK fans outnumbered the GA fans. Amazing.
Mary had a big pot of chili on the stove while it was snowing outside as we watched the Cats cruise to victory. Fun afternoon. Go Cats!(click on pic to see snow)
UPDATE: WE DID NOT GET RANKED BUT GOT SEVERAL VOTES - MAYBE NEXT WEEK.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Crooks Giving Money To Crooks


I lost track of the total so far. What is it $700 billion? I have never been more discouraged about where this country is headed. It doesn't really impact my overall attitude that much but this country is on a direct path to socialism and none of the so-called "leaders / crooks" care. We literally have crooks giving money to crooks.
WASHINGTON -- Think you could borrow money from a bank without saying what you were going to do with it? Well, apparently when banks borrow from you, they don't feel the same need to say how the money is spent. After receiving billions in aid from U.S. taxpayers, the nation's largest banks say they can't track exactly how they're spending it. Some won't even talk about it. "We're choosing not to disclose that," said Kevin Heine, spokesman for Bank of New York Mellon, which received about $3 billion. Thomas Kelly, a spokesman for JPMorgan Chase, which received $25 billion in emergency bailout money, said that while some of the money was lent, some was not, and the bank has not given any accounting of exactly how the money is being used.
"We have not disclosed that to the public. We're declining to," Kelly said. The Associated Press contacted 21 banks that received at least $1 billion in government money and asked four questions: How much has been spent? What was it spent on? How much is being held in savings, and what's the plan for the rest? None of the banks provided specific answers.
Unbelievable. I don't even care whose fault it is but I do care where we're headed. Should I contact my state crook? Do I really think that will matter? Nope - he's giving money to the other crooks he knows. They're all crooks and they're stealing from us. We have scandals happening in our state and city governments too. It's everywhere!

A Lot Can Happen In A Year.....


A year ago today I was going into surgery for the first new knee. Now - I'm walking better than I have in over 10 years. Time really does heal; a lot of things.

God Cheers

They played the oddest game in high school football history last month down in Grapevine, Texas. It was Grapevine Faith vs. Gainesville State School and everything about it was upside down. For instance, when Gainesville came out to take the field, the Faith fans made a 40-yard spirit line for them to run through.
Did you hear that? The other team's fans?
They even made a banner for players to crash through at the end. It said, "Go Tornadoes!" Which is also weird, because Faith is the Lions.
It was rivers running uphill and cats petting dogs. More than 200 Faith fans sat on the Gainesville side and kept cheering the Gainesville players on—by name.
"I never in my life thought I'd hear people cheering for us to hit their kids," recalls Gainesville's QB and middle linebacker, Isaiah. "I wouldn't expect another parent to tell somebody to hit their kids. But they wanted us to!" STORY

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Terrorist Bird Strike


A US Airways jet crashed Thursday in the Hudson River in New York City after a flock of terroristic birds struck its engines, but everyone aboard survived. Don't think for an instance that this was just an accident. Muslim extremists have reportedly been training geese in secret animal training camps for years. You heard it here first.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

WOW!! What a win!


KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - Jodie Meeks now sits at the top of Kentucky's illustrious record book, just above names like Dan Issel, Cliff Hagan and Bob Burrow. Jodie Meeks drove to the basket for two of his school-record 54 points on Tuesday night at Tennessee.
Meeks scored a school record 54 points, leading Kentucky to a 90-72 victory over rival Tennessee in Thompson-Boling Arena. Meeks also set a school record with 10 three-pointers, breaking a record he tied earlier this season. It was Meeks' second game this season of more than 40 points. The Cats used a 15-3 run early in the second half to claim a 66-50 lead, watched it sliced to 71-64 with six minutes left and then sat back and enjoyed the show as Meeks buried back-to-back threes to put the game out of reach.

Tebow - Opening A Can Of Worms?


Do the scripture verses on his eye blackening open the door for anyone to promote whatever they want? I predict that at some point the NCAA will rule that's it's not allowed.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

"LARGE" Game Day


SEC Play Opens - VANDERBILT at KENTUCKY
When: 2 p.m.; Saturday, Jan. 10
Where: Rupp Arena; Lexington, Ky.
TV: Raycom
Radio: Big Blue Radio Network
Mike's Pick - KY 61 - Vandy 55
UPDATE: Ky WINS 70 - 60!

Friday, January 09, 2009

Late to the Party

The Shack is a great book! I highly recommend it.
(Pretty darn good basketball player too)

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

I Think This Is Really Odd


The story of Roland Burris' appointment as a US Senator from Illinois is bizarre in itself. But I think the fact that the man has already had his tombstone made and put his resume on it is even more odd. STORY

Monday, January 05, 2009

Ky Could Have Used Jimmy Sunday - Louisville Wins On A Last Second Shot - Bummer.

105 Hours?

Doug, a new neighbor of ours down the street is doing his residency at UK Medical Center and is planning on being an anesthesiologist. He and his young wife moved here back in the summer from Georgia. He needed to borrow a ladder. We were talking on our front porch and when I asked him how things were going at the hospital, he said he worked 105 hours the week before Christmas. That's an average of 15 hours per day for 7 days although he mentioned he put in 19 hours 1 day. He said it's not uncommon for him to put in ridiculous hours and that he doesn't see it improving because of the crunch the economy is putting on the medical community. I had to ask myself: "How safe is that?" I know pilots are limited as far as how many hours they can work in a week and even truck drivers are limited too. But apparently, medical professionals responsible for taking care of people, don't have limitations. I can only imagine how mentally exhausted you would be at the end of a 105 hour work week. My orthopedic surgeon I saw when I was in high school had a nickname of "Midnight Sam." He performed surgery during the day and his office hours were from 5pm - 10pm. He made his rounds in the wee hours of the morning. I can remember him waking me up many times when I was in the hospital around midnight to check on me. Sure doesn't seem safe to me. I have trouble operating the TV remote when I'm sleep deprived, I can't imagine having to make life & death decisions in that condition. BTW - Doug brought the ladder back a couple of hours later; a sign of a good neighbor.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Happy Birthday Mary!



Happy Birthday to Mary! Love of my life! She’s done soooo much for me, her family and friends and she deserves a great day. So, we’ll be watching KY beat Louisville today – 4:30 on CBS. That's why I got her the UK vest. Go Mary and go Cats! Also - we had a very nice dinner out Saturday night AND one of my presents for her was a certificate for dance lessons at Arthur Murray. (I'm standing on her foot in this picture)

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Pitino Regrets Leaving KY

Huge Game Sunday!


KY at Louisville - Sunday 4:30 - CBS.
Billy Clyde Gillispie vs Dr Evil. I am predicting an upset win for the Cats.

Friday, January 02, 2009

HUGE - I MEAN HUGE WIN!!


UK's E.J. Adams, left, and Mike Hartline carried off the Liberty Bowl championship trophy after the Cats defeated East Carolina University in Memphis on Friday. UK won its third straight bowl game with a 25-19 victory. Somewhat of a rebuilding season with a lot of injuries. The program needed this one in a big way. Way to go Cats!
(I predicted a 7 point victory for the Cats)

GAME DAY - Liberty Bowl - KY vs East Carolina


Friday - 5:00pm - ESPN.
Mike's pick - KY 17 - E.Carolina 10 - in KY's third bowl victory in three years.
Go Cats! LIBERTY BOWL INFO
By the way - the basketball Cats destroyed Central Michigan Monday night 84-53 to go to 11-3 going in to face Louisville on Sunday - 4:30pm - CBS.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

What's The Matter Little Ricky?


Louisville loses tonight (at home) for the third time this season to an un-ranked team.(UNLV) Sunday afternoon will be veeerry interesting - 4:30 - CBS - @ Louisville. Go Cats! Gotta get me some KY Fried Cardinal.....

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

We Can Get Everything We Need At 3 Stores


I heard a report on the ABC Evening News tonight that we have twice the amount of retail stores in this country than we need. I believe it. I think we only need 3 stores in every city; Wal-Mart, Lowes and Ashley Furniture. That's it. That's all we need. If those three merged into one store than we would only need 1 store. Think of all the green space that would open up. Agree or disagree?

Monday, December 29, 2008

Now I'm Interested


I haven't been very engaged in the current NFL season, until now. The Bengals had their typical season but the Dolphins didn't. I followed Miami closely when living in S. Florida so I know how far they have come to make it to the playoffs. I never thought I would see Ricky Williams play again; much less play well. I'm pulling for the Dolphins to advance while rooting for the Vikings along the way too. I predict the Chargers win it all however. Ya gotta love the Lions. What happened to Tampa Bay?

Sunday, December 28, 2008

KY Slips By FAU - 76-69

"I thought they played out of their minds," Gillispie said. "They just didn't miss any shots." A 48.2-percent accuracy (the best since Virginia Military Institute by a UK opponent) let the Owls control the tempo and make Kentucky play a possession-by-possession game. "Exactly what we needed," said Gillispie, who left unsaid the contrast to UK's recent bloodlettings against Tennessee State (ho-hum), Appalachian State (yawn), Indiana (zzzzz) and Mississippi Valley State (D.O.A.)Kentucky's size prevailed as Patrick Patterson's 27 points and 14 rebounds fueled an overwhelming 48-24 UK advantage in points in the paint.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008

We Were There - KY - 102 - TN State - 58


When: 7 p.m. | Where: Rupp Arena
Meeks scores 32 - Patterson - 33

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Looking Good....


In Kentucky's 93-69 rout of Appalachian State on Saturday, another chapter of lore was written when junior guard Jodie Meeks erupted for 46 points. He made 14-of-21 field goals, including nine three-pointers, and hit 9-of-10 free throws.
"On fire," UK coach Billy Gillispie said simply. "I've never had a guy score that many points for one of my teams. It was an unbelievable performance."

Friday, December 19, 2008

Two Hours of Ballet

Mary & I saw the Nutcracker for the first time last weekend at the Lexington Opera House. We were glad we finally saw it but I doubt if I'll be going back any time soon. Strange plot. The dancing rats kind of freaked me out a bit. And my hands began to hurt from all the clapping required at the end as the entire cast continued to come forward, bow, and demand applause. I didn't want to keep clapping but felt the peer pressure to do so. Two hours? whew...

Thursday, December 18, 2008

If Only Rick Warren Was Gay.....


then the tolerant, diversity preaching left-wing liberals could agree with BO's choice to give the invocation at the Presidential inauguration.

Is Caroline Kennedy Qualified To Be A Senator?


I say "NO." She's never been arrested.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

On My List To See

Support Your Country - Go Get A Loan


The Federal Reserve cut its key interest rate to a range of between zero percent and 0.25%, and said it expects to keep rates near that unprecedented low level for some time to come. It's an attempt to encourage people to borrow more money. So...do your part; dig yourself deeper into debt and help our country!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

A Very Fun Win For Me! KY 72 - IN 54


The Indiana - Ky rivalry from years past has been tremendous. Pounding them in the ground yesterday was a joy to watch! The Cats played great the first half and built a 26 point lead at one point. The second half didn't have quite the intensity but that's to be expected in a game like this. The crowd was into it the first half when the game was decided. This team is definitely improving.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Special Dedication For Lyndsey

Why We Shouldn't Give Detroit Money


This is the BEST ARTICLE on this subject I have read so far.

Scarey Place....

Game Day - KY vs Indiana - CBS - 4pm

Mike's Pick:KY 75 - IN - 65 (FYI - I will be taping the game and watching later this evening)

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

"I've Had No Contact With The Governor."

Barack Obama greeted Rod Blagojevich last week at the National Governors Association meeting in Philadelphia. Obama said he's had no contact with the governor but even David Axelrod, one of BO's chief advisors says BO & the governor spoke in November. Which is it?

Tonight Show Moving To 10:00pm eastern. Who Cares?

I really don't care because I have not watched a full episode since Johnny Carson retired in 1992. Apparently, this is a regular feature Leno does that I have never seen until recently.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Cool Website


CLICK

Christmas Gift Idea - Under The File - "Why Didn't I Think of That?"

Golf Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal
Have you ever needed to use the bathroom during the middle of your golf game? Maybe, hit a ball into the woods just so you could sneak off and get some relief. Those days are over.  A urologist practicing in Florida has invented a solution for your troublesome bladder. It’s a golf club that duals as a urinal. This urologist kept getting complaints about men needing to use the bathroom while on the golf course. So he invented the UroClub. The UroClub looks like a golf club, plays like a golf club but has just a slightly bigger handle. That is because it s a container that can hold up to half a litter of liquid. The UroClub comes with a towel which hooks into the club for privacy and a very tight knob on top for preventing any spills.
For More information on this device you can visit the UroClub Website

Monday, December 08, 2008

Meet A Centenarian

I think it's fun to think about making it to 100 years old. (If you didn't have to worry about the money running out) I've never met a centenarian. Life expectancy in the United States has continually been on the increase with the advance of medicine and healthier lifestyles. In conjunction with this increase, the number of individuals 100 years old or greater, or centenarians, has also increased. According to the US Census Bureau:
In 2000, there were 50,454 centenarians in the United States, or 1 per 5,578 people, or roughly 18 per 100,000
In 1990, there were 37,306 centenarians in the United States. or 1 per 6,667 people, or roughly 15 per 100,000
When Forrest Wilson turned 100 years old last May, people asked how he has remained in such good shape. He said, “Living a good clean life, being a Baptist, and being a Republican.”
His advice for a long and happy life is “have a sense of humor” and “make friends.” “It’s easier to smile and make friends,” he says, “than it is to be a grouch.” Mr. Wilson smiles at everyone he sees in the Lois E. Harrill Senior Center in Boone, NC, especially pretty women, and it’s a frisky smile that sometimes seems to hide a secret or a sweet memory. He’s a regular at the senior center lunches, driving his Ford Tempo GL down from his Boone Mountain house off Highway 421 near Vilas after tending to his animals or other chores. He’s up at about 7 each morning and generally makes himself breakfast: grits or instant oatmeal, one cup of coffee, and two or three times a week he makes three eggs, sausage or bacon, and buttered toast with grape jelly or honey. His diet must suit him. He says the only time he’s been in a hospital was to visit. The only medication he takes is a half an aspirin per day. He grew up in Watauga County before electricity reached there and people got around by horse and wagon. Even after working with Blue Ridge Electric for 25 years–from 1946 to 1971–he jokes that he’s still not entirely accustomed to electric lights.
If I live to be 100, I would have to have at least 3 more knee replacements if they last 15 years each. Looking at it that way doesn't make it seem so fun.

Have Ya Ever Wondered...


I am wondering how many of the politicians involved in the auto bailout have received political donations from the United Auto Workers union. Think about it. They give the money to the auto manufacturers who in return give the money back to the politicians. It's the perfect racket.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

KY gets out-coached - again - Miami 73 - KY 67 (And it really wasn't close until the last 5 minutes)


Billy's stubbornness loses another one for us. What happened to Harrellson & then Galloway comes in with 51 seconds? I just don't get it. I played basketball and have watched UK for 40 years and I just don't get it. Why didn't Liggins start today? Why didn't we press? BCG drives me nuts. He may end up bringing KY back to prominence but he's driving me crazy in the process.

A Very Memorable Christmas Gift For Me

Friday, December 05, 2008

Miami (The "U") at KY - Saturday - 5:30pm - ESPN


Should be a good one. I'm anticipating some trash talk from Chris G. (Big Miami fan who has roots in Louisville)

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

"Question....Hey...I Have A Question!"


If the government gives the "big "three" (as they have so cleverly marketed themselves) 20 billion dollars; what will they do with it? Correct me if I'm wrong but if people aren't buying their cars (mostly because the unions have destroyed the quality and the pricing of their products) that would mean the people who manufacture the cars would not be very busy on the assembly line. So would the money go toward continuing to pay people who are not really needed to manufacture cars no one is buying? Or would the money be used to pay off other loans which is borrowing from Peter to pay Paul which always has disastrous results? OK - that's two questions. Sorry about that.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Kiosk Harassment

I made a trip to the mall today and it felt like I was at the county fair. I had at least four employees at various kiosks yell at me when I was walking by wanting me to come over and hear their pitch. You think the least they could do is offer a chance to win a teddy bear. Leave me alone. I want to walk through the mall in peace. OK?

Ho Ho Ho!


YOU CAN BE A SANTA TOO!